The Life Story of Petrovich (or at least it's life with me)

This was getting a little lengthy so I'v broken it up into Chapters. Sorry and all, but it was neccesary

The Cast... Lets See it...
The cast and crew of this motley tale, a tale of intrigue. A tale of danger and excitement (is that the 3:17 to Cleethorpes?)
  
Chapter 1 Lets See it...

Year Zero, The initial purchase and rebuild

  
Chapter 2 Lets See it...

Year One, Harlow, Southerners, Billing and Stupidity in Ultrasound.

  
Chapter 3 Lets See it...

Year Two, Christmas Trees? I'll give you blooming Christmas Tress.

  
Chapter 4 Lets See it...

Year Two and a Bit, The wonders of MOTs... I feel a revamp coming on

  
Chapter 5 Lets See it...

The Great Job Hunt, Stupidity in Ultrasound, part two the revenge of Geography.

  
Chapter 6 Lets See it...

And into the realm of Mordor, The Scottish Adventure begins, with a bang, a clatter and a crunch

  
Chapter 7 Lets See it...

Back to the begining, and in the begining there was darkness...

  
Chapter 8 Lets See it...

Mud, Glorious Mud.... Oh and a rather teeth shattering bang!.

  
Chapter 9 Lets See it...

Awww, I feel *so* special :).

  
Chapter 10 Lets See it...

Trials, Tribulations and special effects a plenty

  
Chapter 11 Lets See it...

Yet more whining from the complaint meister general...

Chapter 12 Lets See it...

Oh, honestly, why do I bother?

  
Christmas Card List Lets See it...

Easy to get put on, and easier to get thrown off, Yes it's the Christmas Card List....